Accidental drunk

Sometimes you don't mean it, didn't try, ooops, You're drunk. Eating food helps to prevent this. The Wife forgets this bit sometimes. She doesn't like breakfast, it's too much work. Waking up near noon makes it lunch anyway, right? Suddenly the balance of food vs booze is an imbalance. That's right, lunch booze. Late dinner. Fuck. Drunk. Long story short, eat fuckers. Soup, noodles, taco, what the fuck ever. EAT.